Sightly scared we wouldn't get on as we were booked on as a van and not a high top camper van...but the ferry men were as tired/coudnt be bothered as usual and we were straight on. The boat stank mostly due to the several million sheep and the vessel itself dated back to the dinosaurs. Seriously we have no right to complain about calmac this heap would have made the streakers look modern and well maintained. Anyhoo they served a good cupa hot choc and so we settled down to watch shrek 2. We also saw dolphins and lots of creepy old germans bikers in rather tight/non flattering leathers. Arriving in Picton we decided it looked a bit hick (how wrong were we) and decided to head NW to nicer golden sands beaches, but it got dark/started to rain so we pit stopped in a wee camp site with the worlds least-likely-to-get-any-surf beach ever.
Marleys Mellow Moments |
The paragraphs are a bit of a rant, I feel the I owe the doc an apology, but when I wrote this I feel it was justified.
Determined not to have to pay the doc-department of crookery- for another nights accomadation ie cold shower and long drop toilets, while being squeezed inbetween other smelly moter homes when we could be out everyones way camping on a nice wee quite beach with perfect wee waves....anyway they dont need my 6 doller contribution. To be fair our mood was probably not helped by the huricane force wind rocking the van or the lashing rain pounding on ever surface like a drum all through the night. The theaving DOC man was actually very plesent even if he did have a rather smug smile while he told us about the forecast. Anyway we headed south west after realising there was probably not going to be any surf/anything worth doing with the forecast. WestPort was our destination not through much choice of ours as its the only place the road goes. En route we stopped for a bite to eat and to use some toilets only to find the theaving DOC were at it again charging 5 dollers to cross a dodgie looking swing bridge over the river Buller to get to the toilets. After paying out dues to the hippies we found the toilets on our side of the river. Anyhoo having paid we decided to then go across and have a look around. The bridge was pretty cool to give them their due and we had great fun trying to bounce it. The river too was pretty spectacualar although the wee biting insects were out in some sort of rage and took it out on our ankles. On arriving in Westport we stuck to our guns and started expoloring every side road/back contary farm track. Finally after a hour or so of driving along windy wee dirt tracks we found a big tree behind some dunes (and by the sounds of it near some thunderous surf) and squeezed our wee van in under for some shelter from the constant barrage of wind and rain.
Another RANT Apologies
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